EVENING TO ALL YOU CYBER FOLKS OUT THERE. IT WAS A MILD DAY IN THE OLD FARM YARD WITH PLUS TEMPERATURES TODAY. GERTIE GOOSE WAS SUNNING WITH HARRIET HORSE AND MIKE MOUSE. BULL DURHAM, THE FARMERS PRIZED BULL, WAS SEEN BASKING IN THE PASTURE IN THE GLORIOUS SUNSHINE. EVEN RANDY THE ROOSTER, A HARDWORKING COCK IF THERE EVER WAS ONE, WAS ENJOYING THE WEATHER, ON THE TOP OF HIS GATE POST.
BUT THE PIG, WHAT WAS THE PIG DOING ? HE WAS AS ALWAYS, HARD AT WORK. SO HENCE THE SAYING, "ALL WORK AND NO PLAY, MAKES YOU A GREEDY PIG"............IRONIC EH ?
ANYHOW ON TO THE NIGHTLY SCANS..............
V.TYE....ANOTHER PLUS DAY FOR THE PIGS PREVIOUS 4 CENT PICK. LOTS OF UPSIDE ON THE SCANS TONIGHT, THE NUMBERS SAY ITS GOING TO KEEP GOING. EXCEPTING THE POSSIBILITY OF A SMALL CORRECTION THIS WEEK, ITS GOT LEGS YET BABY. GREAT CHART.....
V.SXL....A PIG PICK OF 2010 AND A NEW YEAR UPDATE FEATURE. SXL SCANNED 7 OF 10 STRONGLY TONIGHT. MEANING SHE HAS SOME LEGS, AND UPSIDE YET. NET CAPITAL INFLOW LESSENED TODAY. BUT THE PIG FIGURES THERE'S .20 IN THE FUTURE FOR SXL.
V.SOH... THIS ONES UNDER ACCUMULATION BABY ! A TAD HIGH NUMBER OF SHARES OUT FOR THE LIKING OF THE PIG. BUT A POTENTIALLY PORK PROFITED PICK AND "8" OF 10 SCANS ARE STRONG WITH TWO BEING OTFF THE CHARTS. SMACKS OF ACCUMULATION THE PIG THINKS. SO THE PIGS ADVICE IS THUS...IF YOUR WEAK OF HEART....GIVE IT A COUPLE MORE DAYS OF VOLUME TO BEAR THE NUMBERS OUT THEN DIVE IN. FOR YOU CASINO PLAYERS OUT THERE ..IT MIGHT BE TIME FOR A FEW...ON THE WAY TO PIGS DOUBLE.
V.ARR....SHOWED UP TONIGH ON 7 OF 10 SCANS WITH SEVERAL GETTING HIGH SCORES. NET CAPITAL INFLOW IS HUGE OVER THE LAST MONTH BUT VERY QUIET. THIS ONE IS TO BE WATCHED ! LOW FLOAT MEANS IT MAY BE A MOVER.
V.CWY...NEW COMER TO THE NIGHTLY SCANS. A FAMOUS CEO AND STRONG IN 8 OF 10 SECTORS AND AN EXTRAORDINARY SCAN IN THE MOVING AVERAGE SECTORS AS WELL. THE PIG SAYS WATCH THIS ONE AND MAYBE TAKE A CHUNK IF IF SHOWS CONTINUED STRENGTH. REMEMBER THE THING WE ARE TRYING TO DO IS GET IN EARLY ON SOME OF THESE PENNIES.
V.SF...SOMETIMES THE PIG HAS TROUBLE INTERPRETING HIS OWN MACHINE. NUMBERS NEVER LIE FOR SURE, BUT THEY SURE CAN BEND THINGS LIKE A SLINKY. SOME REALLY WEIRD THINGS ON THIS PICK. STRONG SHOWING IN 7 OF 10 SECTORS. A STRONG RECOMMENDATION BY A NOTED NEWSLETTER WRITER, AND A BIG VOLUME DAY. THE PIGS STUMPED ON IT. WATCH IT AND YOU DECIDE.
THE PIGS STRANGE ECONOMIC NEWS OF THE DAY
A married Chinese businessman who could no longer afford five mistresses held a competition to decide which one to keep. But the contest took a fatal turn when one of the women, eliminated for her looks, drove the man and the four other competitors off a cliff, Chinese media reported. The spurned mistress died and the other passengers were injured, the reports said.
Police initially thought the car had plummeted off a mountain road in eastern China on December 6 by accident. Then they learned of the contest through a letter the dead woman had left behind, the Shanghai Daily newspaper said.
The 29-year-old woman, identified only as Yu, was a waitress when she met the businessman at a restaurant in the coastal city of Qingdao in 2000. At the time, the businessman, identified only by his last name — Fan — was married and had four other mistresses, according to the Peninsula Metropolis Daily newspaper in Qingdao.
The women knew of one another, but none elected to break up with the man and give up their rent-free apartment and a 5,000 yuan ($730) monthly allowance, the reports said. When the economy soured, the businessman apparently decided to let go of all but one mistress.
He staged a private talent show in May, without telling the women his intentions. An instructor from a local modeling agency judged the women on the way they looked, how they sang and how much alcohol they could hold, the Shanghai Daily said.
The judge knocked out Yu in the first round of the competition based on her looks. Angry, she decided to exact revenge by telling her lover and the four other women to accompany her on a sightseeing trip before she returned to her home province, the media reports said.
It was during the trip that Yu reportedly drove the car off the cliff. Fan shut down his company after the crash and paid Yu’s parents 580,000 yuan ($84,744) as compensation for her death.
The four other women left him, as did his wife when she learned of the affairs.
Source: CNN
Police initially thought the car had plummeted off a mountain road in eastern China on December 6 by accident. Then they learned of the contest through a letter the dead woman had left behind, the Shanghai Daily newspaper said.
The 29-year-old woman, identified only as Yu, was a waitress when she met the businessman at a restaurant in the coastal city of Qingdao in 2000. At the time, the businessman, identified only by his last name — Fan — was married and had four other mistresses, according to the Peninsula Metropolis Daily newspaper in Qingdao.
The women knew of one another, but none elected to break up with the man and give up their rent-free apartment and a 5,000 yuan ($730) monthly allowance, the reports said. When the economy soured, the businessman apparently decided to let go of all but one mistress.
He staged a private talent show in May, without telling the women his intentions. An instructor from a local modeling agency judged the women on the way they looked, how they sang and how much alcohol they could hold, the Shanghai Daily said.
The judge knocked out Yu in the first round of the competition based on her looks. Angry, she decided to exact revenge by telling her lover and the four other women to accompany her on a sightseeing trip before she returned to her home province, the media reports said.
It was during the trip that Yu reportedly drove the car off the cliff. Fan shut down his company after the crash and paid Yu’s parents 580,000 yuan ($84,744) as compensation for her death.
The four other women left him, as did his wife when she learned of the affairs.
Source: CNN
Strange Facts about "The Real Thing" Coca-Cola:
In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days
To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and .......Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china, you know, what toilets are made of.
To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola
To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion
To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes
To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, And run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains
The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its Ph is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days
To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials
The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!
In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days
To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and .......Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china, you know, what toilets are made of.
To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola
To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion
To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes
To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, And run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains
The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its Ph is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days
To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials
The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years!
THE PIGS JOKE OF THE NIGHT
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.
She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.
'There's no charge,' she says.
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.
She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.
'There's no charge,' she says.
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'
'So I just switched the heads.'
(BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMIN!!!)
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