OUT HERE IN THE BARN YARD, WE HAVE A SATURDAY MORNING TRADITION OF GETTING TOGETHER OVER A WARM MUG OF SWILL TO DISCUSS THE WEEKS EVENTS. LOCAL, NATIONAL OR GLOBAL ITS ALWAYS A DONNYBROOK. ONCE. THE FARMER CAME OUT OF HIS HOUSE TO SEE WHAT ALL THE RUCKUS WAS ABOUT. THIS HAPPENED JUST AS CHARLOTTE THE CHICKEN WAS DEMONSTRATING HER BEST POSE FOR ATTRACTING ROOSTERS. WELL, THAT FARMER HE UP AN THOUGHT SHE WAS IN DISTRESS AND JUMPED RIGHT INTO THE CIRCLE OF US ANIMALS TO GIVE HER MOUTH TO MOUTH. CHARLOTTE, UPON SEEING THE FARMERS BIG AND HAIRY LIPS COME AT HER, PANICKED, SHOT OUT AN EGG AND THEN STRUTTED OFF TO THE CHICKEN COOP.
THE MORAL ?
raise pigs, will end up smelling like a pig.
( I KNOW IT DON'T MAKE SENSE TO THE PIG EITHER)
THE PIG WILL HAVE A COMPREHENSIVE WEEKEND UPDATE OUT SOMETIME TONIGHT.
RIGHT NOW HE HAS TO GO HAVE A CHAT WITH A COUPLE OF GUEST WRITERS. HAVE A GREAT DAY !
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